Survival of the fittest... in start-up culture
COFFEE SHOP - DAY - DARWIN sits at a small table, sipping on a latte. Darwin is in his mid-50s, dressed in 19th-century attire. The coffee shop is bustling with modern-day customers.
DARWIN (confused)
What is this? A latte? I ordered a simple cup of coffee.
BARISTA (patiently)
Sir, this is a latte. It's espresso, steamed milk, and foam on top.
DARWIN (skeptical)
Foam? You mean like the foam on a ship's deck?
BARISTA (laughing)
Uh, no. More like...
DARWIN (interrupting)
Never mind. Can I just get a simple cup of coffee?
BARISTA (returning with a new cup of coffee)
There we go...
DARWIN (to himself)
This is a ridiculous waste of resources. A simple cup of coffee would have been sufficient.
INT. STARTUP ACCELERATOR - DAY - Darwin sits at a conference table with RACHEL and JACK.
RACHEL (excitedly)
Okay, so our idea is to create a new app that helps people connect with nature...
DARWIN (interrupting)
Ah, yes! A most excellent idea! And I, of course, will be the one to guide it with my vast knowledge of evolution.
JACK (skeptical)
Uh, Charles, we've already discussed this. It's not going to work.
DARWIN (defensive)
What? Of course, it will work! Nature is the greatest innovator of them all!
EXT. SAN FRANCISCO STREET - DAY - Darwin, Rachel, and Jack walk down the street, surrounded by tech startups.
RACHEL (laughing)
Charles, you're so out of touch with modern times. We can't just apply your old ideas to modern society.
DARWIN (disappointed)
Oh, dear. It seems I've been left behind in the age of progress.
JACK (reassuringly)
No, no, Charles! We just need to find a way to adapt your ideas to today's world.
DARWIN (thoughtfully)
Ah, yes... Perhaps I can learn from the startups here... (looks around) But what is this "unicorn" everyone keeps talking about?
Rachel and Jack exchange a nervous glance.